September 2008
6 posts
“macs don’t make you better, they just make you elitist”
– me
Sep 25th
“Only two kinds of people wear sunglasses indoors: blind people and assholes.”
– Larry David
Sep 19th
“no one has a monopoly on crap”
– Junot Diaz, author of The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao and Drown
Sep 19th
“your hot rod is set to set her on fire”
Sep 10th
“If you were my penis, I’d only be able to have sex with the girls you...”
Sep 9th
“School, it just wasn’t what she expected. First of all there was no TV. ...”
– Devil in the Details, Jennifer Traig
Sep 9th
August 2008
17 posts
“White people are having drama on the internet.”
Aug 26th
“mary roach is the funniest writer on sex and death since sigmund freud, but...”
– Erik Larson, author of Devil in the White City (AWESOME book)
Aug 26th
“lucky for us, she’s impervious to embarrassment”
Aug 26th
“it’s not a cat. it’s an alien from the planet cute.”
– Asher
Aug 23rd
“I’ll cut a bitch”
– hydeordie
Aug 21st
“Oh, no! Your kid just got stolen!”
Aug 21st
“Owner Calls For Chew Toy Recall After Dog’s Injury Results In Tongue...”
Aug 21st
“Tomorrow is my last day to steal tampons from work”
– Overit
Aug 21st
“Aussies are weaned on it!”
Aug 19th
“Don’t be shy in the locker room”
Aug 18th
“the internet is a series of tubes… or a truck”
Aug 18th
“I tweaked a classmates.com pop-up ad because I love them so”
Aug 18th
“Jizzlobber”
Aug 18th
“My brain is getting all tangled”
Aug 16th
“I’m never making a product with skin again”
Aug 16th
“Are we done with passionate?”
Aug 16th
“Puppies are never bored”
Aug 16th