September 2008
6 posts
“macs don’t make you better, they just make you elitist”
– me
“Only two kinds of people wear sunglasses indoors: blind people and assholes.”
– Larry David
“no one has a monopoly on crap”
– Junot Diaz, author of The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao and Drown
“your hot rod is set to set her on fire”
“If you were my penis, I’d only be able to have sex with the girls you...”
“School, it just wasn’t what she expected. First of all there was no TV. ...”
– Devil in the Details, Jennifer Traig
August 2008
17 posts
“White people are having drama on the internet.”
“mary roach is the funniest writer on sex and death since sigmund freud, but...”
– Erik Larson, author of Devil in the White City (AWESOME book)
“lucky for us, she’s impervious to embarrassment”
“it’s not a cat. it’s an alien from the planet cute.”
– Asher
“I’ll cut a bitch”
– hydeordie
“Oh, no! Your kid just got stolen!”
“Owner Calls For Chew Toy Recall After Dog’s Injury Results In Tongue...”
“Tomorrow is my last day to steal tampons from work”
– Overit
“Aussies are weaned on it!”
“Don’t be shy in the locker room”
“the internet is a series of tubes… or a truck”
“I tweaked a classmates.com pop-up ad because I love them so”
“Jizzlobber”
“My brain is getting all tangled”
“I’m never making a product with skin again”
“Are we done with passionate?”
“Puppies are never bored”